Ginger Kanadoo and Hilary Clinton: Separated at Birth?
People have told me that I look uncannily like the Hilster. At first I was a bit upset - - I mean, we all like to feel completely original on this earth, right? Then I realized: this is pure real estate GOLD! The last three houses I’ve sold have been to buyers who ACTUALLY BELIEVE I AM HILARY CLINTON! They’re all kinda scared of me and pretty much just sign on the dotted line. It’s fabulous! I’m workin’ it!
Posted: May 4th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 4
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Comment from Chet
Time: May 6, 2008, 2:06 pm
Dear Hil–I mean Ginger,
Your pantsuits really say power and allure. It seems you have one for every occasion - from lime green to other kinds of green. Where do you shop?
Sincerely,
A fan
Comment from Giulietta
Time: May 9, 2008, 9:29 am
Ginger,
Maybe you need to open a RE office where everyone impersonates a scary person and the dotted lines get signed easily!
Comment from Ginger
Time: May 10, 2008, 10:11 am
Hi there Chet:
You know, I get asked that question ALL THE TIME! Just where do I get my smashing outfits, the ones that scream “Choose ME to sell your house! ME! ME! ME!”
I think the “Career Wear” section at any Dress Barn pretty much fills the bill, but steer clear of trendy NEW fashions — they just won’t do (frankly they scare people.) I believe in sticking with a style forEVER. I mean, I don’t change, why should my clothes? Stick with what you know, I say.
Happy sales racks,
Ginger
Comment from Ginger
Time: May 10, 2008, 10:13 am
Giulietta:
What a great idea! With today’s market, deception should be a cornerstone of any marketing plan.
Off to take a superdelegate to lunch.
Best,
Ginger/Hilary

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