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In the Kana-doodler, Ginger Kanadoo blogs from the trenches of Squamskootnocket, New York's white hot real estate market. Here is where you can "Ask Ginger!" about everything from hiding dry rot to explaining the difference between ingress, egress and egrets after a few glasses of Open House Chardonnay!

If you love reading Ginger's blog, don't miss her further adventures in Cracks in the Foundation, available in August, 2008.

Ginger Kanadoo and Hilary Clinton: Separated at Birth?

People have told me that I look uncannily like the Hilster. At first I was a bit upset - - I mean, we all like to feel completely original on this earth, right? Then I realized: this is pure real estate GOLD! The last three houses I’ve sold have been to buyers who ACTUALLY BELIEVE I AM HILARY CLINTON! They’re all kinda scared of me and pretty much just sign on the dotted line. It’s fabulous! I’m workin’ it!

Comments

Comment from Chet
Time: May 6, 2008, 2:06 pm

Dear Hil–I mean Ginger,

Your pantsuits really say power and allure. It seems you have one for every occasion - from lime green to other kinds of green. Where do you shop?

Sincerely,
A fan

Comment from Giulietta
Time: May 9, 2008, 9:29 am

Ginger,

Maybe you need to open a RE office where everyone impersonates a scary person and the dotted lines get signed easily!

Comment from Ginger
Time: May 10, 2008, 10:11 am

Hi there Chet:

You know, I get asked that question ALL THE TIME! Just where do I get my smashing outfits, the ones that scream “Choose ME to sell your house! ME! ME! ME!”

I think the “Career Wear” section at any Dress Barn pretty much fills the bill, but steer clear of trendy NEW fashions — they just won’t do (frankly they scare people.) I believe in sticking with a style forEVER. I mean, I don’t change, why should my clothes? Stick with what you know, I say.

Happy sales racks,
Ginger

Comment from Ginger
Time: May 10, 2008, 10:13 am

Giulietta:

What a great idea! With today’s market, deception should be a cornerstone of any marketing plan.

Off to take a superdelegate to lunch.
Best,
Ginger/Hilary

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